doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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