I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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