Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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