yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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