piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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