I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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