Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
