This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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