With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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