It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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