why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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