I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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