I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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