i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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