we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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