The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I believe in your delicious
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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