Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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