I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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