I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
