nutella sex= disaster
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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