You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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