Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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