we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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