But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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