Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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