I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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