I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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