morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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