Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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