Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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