This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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