Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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