My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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