yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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