Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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