i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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