It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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