Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ambien. No doubt about it.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ketchup is God's man juice
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
