Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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