well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
