sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
sex in a hospital.. check
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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