You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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