So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
