we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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