I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So many bounce houses so little time
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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