i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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