she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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