There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
a search helicopter?!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Randomize
