fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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