So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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