I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So many bounce houses so little time
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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