question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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